Fabiolito - A fruity cracker with a face that could scare a ghost and a

A fruity cracker with a face that could scare a ghost and a nose that looks like it was hit by a truck

My cousin is a Fabiolito. He eats crackers and stares at me like I owe him money.

I saw a Fabiolito in the lunchroom. He had a nose so big, it had its own Instagram.

My teacher called me a Fabiolito because I failed math and have a nose like a hot dog.