Fabio
Fabio is an Italian meatball who thinks he's the only one who matters. All the girls are mad at him because he's too obsessed with his own looks and his dumb girl.
Girl: 'I hate Fabio and his dumb girl.' Me: 'You're not the only one.'
Fabio's girl is ugly. Fabio: 'She's perfect.'
Fabio's girl eats meatballs. Fabio: 'She's the best.'