Fabio
Fabio is a sporty guy who thinks he's cool. Girls love him, especially Amy, but he's too dumb to realize he's being nice to everyone.
Fabio: 'I love sports!' Me: 'You're not even good at it.'
Amy: 'I love Fabio!' Me: 'He's too dumb to notice you.'
Fabio tries to flirt with a girl, but he can't even say her name right.