Fabio
Fabio is a hot guy who thinks he's god, but he's just a little shy and doesn't realize how much he looks like a god. Girls love him but are too scared to talk to him because they're too dumb to ask.
Girl: 'Why didn't you ask Fabio out?' Me: 'He looked like he was about to cry.'
Fabio walks in, everyone stares. Fabio: 'What?'
Fabio tries to flirt with a girl, but he trips over his own feet.