Fabio guarino
Fabio is a low-key loser who thinks he's the best at everything. He plays sports but is just okay. He dates girls but only gets so-so. He has a weird thing for redheads and still doesn't know how to be cool.
"I'm the best at getting coochie!", Fabio, after getting dumped by his ex
"I'm gonna be backup punter even if we lose all the games.", Fabio, bragging to his friends
"I love redheads. They're the only ones who don't laugh at my unibrow.", Fabio, talking to his crush