Fabio guarino
Fabio Guarino is a guy who thinks he's hot but is just average. He has a big unibrow, fake dingle, and only gets average girls. He plays sports but doesn't stand out and barely gets a C in school.
"I'm gonna be backup punter at Westminster!", Fabio, after losing the punter tryouts
"I don't care if I get average coochie, I'm still the best!", Fabio, after being rejected
"My unibrow is so big, it's like a bridge!", Fabio, trying to impress his girlfriend