fabio enchilada
A Russian snake who wears a shirt so big it looks like it was stolen from a landfill
I saw a Fabio Enchilada at the park. He tried to kiss a tree. The tree just laughed.
My brother's a Fabio Enchilada. He tried to date my goldfish. The goldfish said he was too ugly.
My math teacher called me a Fabio Enchilada because I wore a shirt and got a C.