fabijan
This guy is a walking disaster. Smart as hell but too proud to say he failed college. If he’s in your life, you’re either blessed or doomed.
My ex is a fabijan. He got kicked out of college for eating pizza during a final exam.
My cousin’s a fabijan. He still thinks he’s a genius because he failed calculus once.
My boss is a fabijan. He blames his bad grades on the coffee machine.