Fabiesca
Fabiesca is a rare breed, pretty, loyal, and will punch you if you’re not funny. She’s got a vibe that’s hard to describe, but it’s usually loud and full of drama.
Fabiesca: 'You’re not funny. You’re just sad.'
She sent me a voice note of her singing a song about my face.
She cried happy tears when I told her a joke. I think she’s in love with me.