Fabien
A Fabien is a god among men who thinks he’s just average. He’s got brainpower to spare but still acts like he’s got the IQ of a toaster. Girls fall for him like he’s a superhero and they’re just regular humans.
My Fabien neighbor walked into a room and my dog started barking at him like he was a monster.
My Fabien cousin got a 100 on a test and then said, 'I guess I’m just average.'
My Fabien friend asked a girl out and she fainted. He thought it was a compliment.