Fabica - Fabicas are the kind of people who’ll stick with you through

Fabicas are the kind of people who’ll stick with you through thick and thin. But they’ll also cuss you out for being late to a party.

You said you’d be there at 8. I showed up at 10 and brought a cussing session.

You broke up with me. I broke up with you for being late.

You said you’d never leave me. I said I’d leave you for being late.