Fabianing
Fabian is the type of guy who will come find you in the trash can just to make sure you're not crying alone. He'll tell you his deepest secrets if you promise not to laugh, because he's too proud to take a punch to the gut. He'll listen to your drama but won't help unless you beg.
I was crying in the hallway and he showed up with a taco and a pep talk.
He told me his ex cheated on him with a toaster, and I didn’t laugh because I was too scared.
He asked me what was wrong, and I said, 'Nothing,' and he said, 'Liar, I can see your soul.'