Fabian Syndrome - Fabian Syndrome is when you play video games like a toddler.

Fabian Syndrome is when you play video games like a toddler. You get squished by everything and you never get any better.

I got squished by a giant burger. I’m like a toddler. That’s Fabian Syndrome.

I tried to beat the game. I got killed by a dog. I’m a toddler with a brain made of jelly.

I died 20 times. I have Fabian Syndrome. I’m a toddler.