Fabian Syndrome - Fabian Syndrome is the worst curse you can get if you're int

Fabian Syndrome is the worst curse you can get if you're into video games. It makes you look like a complete idiot even when you're not.

I got squished by a giant tomato. I have Fabian Syndrome.

I tried to play the game. I got killed by a kid. I have Fabian Syndrome for sure.

I beat the level once. Then I got squished by a giant taco. Fabian Syndrome.