Fabian melander
Fabian Melander is a brain-dead country bumpkin who thinks he’s cool because he owns a Saab and a rusty old motorcycle from the Stone Age. He also fish-faces every day with his dad Inge in the lake like it’s a job.
Fabian tried to impress me by saying his Saab is 'the best ever.' I asked him what that even means.
He sent me a photo of his Saab with the caption 'My baby.' I replied with a photo of my dog.
He told me he only fishes because he’s too dumb to do anything else.