Fabian melander
Fabian is a country moron who thinks he’s fancy because he owns a Saab and a motorcycle that probably doesn’t even work. He also fish-faces like it’s his full-time job, and he’s not even that good at it.
He told me he’s ‘a man of the woods’ and then got lost on a trail and called his dad for help.
He sent me a picture of his Saab and said it ‘runs like a dream.’ I asked him if it had a dream.
He claimed he’s the best fisher in the lake, but he caught a frog and thought it was a fish.