Fabian Fever - You’re buying Fortnite stuff like it’s the only thing that m

You’re buying Fortnite stuff like it’s the only thing that matters and Fabian is the reason you’re broke and mad.

I bought a new character and now I can’t afford pizza. My life is ruined.

I spent my entire allowance on a skin. I’m now a walking advertisement for Fortnite.

I bought a sword and now I can’t even afford my school supplies. I’m doomed.