Fabian Fever - You’re buying Fortnite stuff like it’s your job and Fabian i

You’re buying Fortnite stuff like it’s your job and Fabian is the boss who won’t stop giving you tasks to spend money on.

I bought a new skin because my boss said I had to. Now I have to work extra hours to pay him back.

I spent my lunch money on a weapon. My boss is going to kill me.

I bought a character and now my boss is giving me extra work. I’m doomed.