Fabian Fever
You’re buying Fortnite stuff like it’s free money and Fabian is the devil whispering in your ear.
I bought a whole squad just so I can look cool in the game. I’m not cool. I’m broke.
I spent my allowance on a new character. Now I have to eat ramen for a week.
I bought a skin and now I’m stuck with it. I can’t even look at it without crying.