FABIAN AUGUSTIN
A 200-year-old film guy who’s got vampire vibes 🧛🏿, drinks breast milk like it’s water 🧘, and eats fruit loops like they’re his last meal 🦜. His white kid Tob beats everyone in secret races that are louder than a donkey on a megaphone.
'FABIAN AUGUSTIN’s got the milk flow of a thousand cows and the racing skills of a madman.'
'Tob just drove through a fruit loop factory and won.'
'He’s like a vampire who also owns a NASCAR team and a milk bar.'