Fabia
Fabia is the girl version of Fabio. She’s got Italian roots and probably got a bad grade in English. She’s cute, shy, and everyone loves her. She’s the kind of person who makes your life better, even if she’s obsessed with one guy.
My Fabia asked me out on a date. I said yes. She said, 'Great.' Then she said, 'But only if you help me with my math homework.' I said, 'Okay, but only if you help me with my life.'
My Fabia texted me, 'I saw your face in the mirror. It was cute.' I said, 'You're cute.' She said, 'I know.'
My Fabia told me she was going to marry the guy she’s been talking to for three days. I said, 'You don’t even know his name.' She said, 'I don’t care.' I said, 'You’re crazy.' She said, 'I know.'