Fabia
A Fabia is the kind of person who will give you a massage with sage burning and then surprise you with a rusty trombone. She’s weird, but you love her for it.
My Fabia gave me a massage and then played the trombone. I said, 'Why?' She said, 'Because I like you.' I said, 'You’re weird.' She said, 'I know.'
My Fabia came to my house with sage and a trombone. I said, 'What’s going on?' She said, 'I’m giving you a massage.' I said, 'Okay.' Then she played the trombone. I said, 'Okay, but I’m not paying you.'
My Fabia texted me, 'I’m coming over with sage and a trombone. Don’t be late.' I said, 'Why?' She said, 'Because I like you.' I said, 'You’re weird.' She said, 'I know.'