Fabeion
Fabeion is the most awesome person ever, and the most attractive. He can look you in the eye and tell exactly what's wrong with you. He's always making people laugh and has the best vibes. He'll cheer you up when you're a total mess.
Fabeion looked at me and said, 'You're having a bad day? You look like you just fought a chicken.'
He made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.
When I was crying in the hallway, he came over and said, 'You’re gonna be fine. I promise.'