fabdijerim
It's adorable at first, but then it turns into a fungus-covered avocado and starts stealing your potatoes. It will give you lounge disease and you'll never be the same.
My neighbor's fabdijerim broke into my house and took my chips.
I got a fabdijerim and now it's eating my socks.
My dog got a fabdijerim and now it's howling at the moon.