fabdijerim
It looks adorable at first, but once you get it, it goes feral and starts resembling a rotten avocado with a fungus infection. It will give you lounge disease and steal your potatoes if it gets lost.
My kid got a fabdijerim and now it's eating my couch.
I got a fabdijerim and now my house looks like a disaster zone.
My dog got a fabdijerim and now it's chasing my cat.
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