Fabbio
Fabbio is a laugh riot who doesn't let life's craps get to him. He makes you feel like you're the only one who's ever messed up.
Fabbio texted me at 2 a. m. saying he had a nightmare about a giant taco monster.
He told my mom my crush is a 'disaster with benefits' and she believed him.
He laughed so hard during my failed karate class that he peed his pants.