fabbing
The girl version of fapping. It’s when a woman jacks off while surrounded by glitter, perfume, and the smell of bad hair.
My sister fabbed in the bathtub while listening to Taylor Swift. I heard her scream, 'I’m gonna make you love me!' and I knew she was done for the day.
She said, 'I’m not just fabbing, I’m fabbing in style.'
Her boyfriend asked, 'What’s going on?' and she said, 'I’m living my best life.'