fabachir
A fat middle-aged black guy with a receding hairline who thinks he's still cool because he hangs with kids who are half his age and still don't know what a 'fabachir' is.
'I know that kid's a fabachir, he's always trying to act like he's in a rap video.'
'He's a fabachir, he hangs out with kids who still use the word 'fart' in sentences.'
'That guy is a fabachir, he thinks he's still young because he's got a kid who calls him 'Uncle Fab'.'