faaziah
Faaziah is a girl so good-looking, she could make your ex come back. She’s thick like a sofa and funny like a stand-up comedian who’s had one too many drinks.
Faaziah told a joke and my friend laughed so hard he fell out of his chair. I said, 'Bro, she’s not just funny, she’s dangerous.'
I tried to text Faaziah and my phone died. I said, 'I don’t care, I’m still gonna hit on her.'
Faaziah walked into the restaurant and the waiter dropped the tray. I said, 'He’s gonna get a tip, but he’s gonna get it from her.'