faateen
A woman so big she could crush an elephant and is the girlfriend of Sam Ali. She’s a nice person, but she’s a total skank and sleeps with guys like it’s a job.
Faateen texted me: 'I’m doing it with your uncle now. You’re number four.'
Sam Ali said, 'Faateen’s the best. She eats like a horse.'
At the bar, someone said, 'Faateen’s got more legs than a spider.'