Faaselavei
A sexy island woman who’s clever, insane, and will make you feel like the luckiest person alive. She’s your best friend and will make your life a nonstop party.
She showed up to my math class and turned it into a dance party. I failed, but it was worth it.
She made me laugh so hard I fell out of my chair. I still haven’t gotten up.
She’s like a magic pill. One laugh and I forget all my problems.