Faariz - The only person who would still talk to you after you called

The only person who would still talk to you after you called them a sweaty meatball and threw a noodle at them.

I would marry Faariz even if he turned out to be a giant meatball.

He forgave me when I called him a sweaty meatball in front of his mom.

Faariz still texts me even though I called him a sweaty meatball and threw a noodle at him.