faaria
A faaria is a woman so good-looking and smart that men fall in love with her and then realize they’re not good enough. They then run away and date ugly girls just to feel better.
My neighbor’s a faaria. She’s so beautiful that my dog fell in love with her and forgot about me.
My friend’s a faaria. She dated my dad and made him forget about my mom.
My crush is a faaria. She made me fail my math test just to see if I’d cry.