FAANGWhore - A person who would do anything, like swallow a laser pointer

A person who would do anything, like swallow a laser pointer or dance in the rain with no pants on, for a shot at working at FAANG.

I’d take a bath with my boss just to get a job.

I’d answer the phone with my feet if it meant getting hired.

I’d let my dog take over my LinkedIn if it helped me get a job.