FAANGWhore - A person who would do anything, even answer the phone with t

A person who would do anything, even answer the phone with their feet or let their cat take over their resume, for a shot at working at FAANG.

I’d eat a pizza with my hands and no mouth if it got me a job.

I’d let my dad take over my Instagram just to get hired.

I’d let my cat post my college essays online if it helped me get into FAANG.