Faangsexual - A person who would rather sleep with a server than their sig

A person who would rather sleep with a server than their significant other if it meant getting a FAANG job.

I’d give my left arm for a FAANG offer. My right arm for a FAANG raise.

I asked my boss for a promotion. He said no. I asked my girlfriend for a promotion. She said yes.

I got a FAANG job, and my ex said, ‘I’m still your backup plan.’