Faangsexual
A person who thinks they’re a god because they work at a big tech company and talks about it like it’s a holy event.
I got a job at Amazon. My mom’s crying. My dog’s crying. I don’t care.
I don’t even know what I do, but I make six figures. That’s all that matters.
I told my ex I’d never come back unless I got a FAANG job. I came back. I got the job. I’m still with her.