Faangphobic
A person who would rather die than work at FAANG. They think FAANG is just a fancy way of saying 'no life.'
I’d rather live in a cave than work at FAANG. I’d rather eat rocks than deal with FAANG.
FAANG is the worst. I’d rather be a rockstar than be stuck at FAANG.
If I had to work at FAANG, I’d probably run away and join the circus.