FAANGosexual
A person who would do anything to get into FAANG, even if it means eating a whole pizza at 3 AM and crying over a rejected application.
'I ate a whole pizza at 3 AM and still cried when my FAANG application was rejected.'
'I would eat pizza every night just to get into FAANG.'
'My life is a mess, but my FAANG dreams are still alive.'