Faakhir
Faakhir is the best guy you’ll ever meet. He’s hot, he’s got a dick the size of a donkey, and he’s like a brain on legs. He’s good with girls, he loves sports, and he’s the kind of guy who’ll stay up all night just to hang out with his friends. If you don’t get him, you’re making a huge mistake.
He texts me, 'Let’s go to the gym and work out like we’re in a movie.' I reply, 'Only if you promise not to flex too much.'
He says, 'I can beat you in basketball any day,' and I say, 'Only if you’re not wearing a crown.'
He texts me, 'You’re my favorite girl,' and I say, 'You’re my favorite cocky guy.'