faaiq
A faaiq is a human who looks like a god and acts like one. He’s the nicest guy ever, but don’t let him near your snacks or he’ll steal them.
My friend Faaiq gave me his last burger so I wouldn’t cry. I cried anyway.
He helped me move my couch. Then he took my couch. Now I live in a box.
He told me he’d do anything for me. I asked for a million dollars. He said 'I’ll do anything for you.' I asked for a million dollars.