FAAF
Forever free, like you're never going to pay for anything again and you're going to laugh at people who do.
I got a free pizza. That was FAAF. I laughed at my friend who had to pay for his own snack.
My dog got a free toy. That was FAAF. He ran around like he was the king of the park.
I got a free soda. That was FAAF. I told my teacher she was the best and she gave me extra credit.