faaasu - A person who looks like they were raised by a raccoon and a

A person who looks like they were raised by a raccoon and a donut.

My neighbor is a faaasu. He wears a towel as a hat and eats cereal for dinner at 3 a. m.

The faaasu at the grocery store was wearing a shirt inside out and a sock on his head.

My brother’s friend is a faaasu. He tried to explain the universe and only said 'mumble mumble.'