Fa-pod - Fake airpods that look like they were stolen from a landfill

Fake airpods that look like they were stolen from a landfill and never washed.

My fa-pod fell in the toilet and now it plays my mom’s voicemails on repeat.

My fa-pod is so fake it thinks it’s a real airpod and tries to talk back to me.

I tried to use my fa-pod in the shower and now it’s permanently stuck in the 80s.