fa-loot
to fa-loot the time away is to sit like a fat cat and do nothing but eat chips and stare at your phone like it owes you money.
I fa-looted the whole weekend. My mom had to drag me out of bed to get me to eat breakfast.
At work, I fa-looted the entire meeting. I ate a whole bag of Doritos and didn't say a word.
He fa-looted the entire class. The teacher had to come over and ask him if he was even alive.