FA delay
It's when you try to understand a Foreign Accent and it feels like your brain is trying to fight a war with a robot.
'I'm sorry, did you say you're going to the moon or the mall?'
They said, 'I'm tired.' I thought they said, 'I'm a tired cow wearing a hat.'
I heard, 'I love you.' I thought they said, 'I love a purple elephant.'