Fa Chesil - A fancy name for a place where coconuts go to get big, smug,

A fancy name for a place where coconuts go to get big, smug, and start talking trash.

My coconut went to Fa Chesil Island and now it talks trash to everyone.

Fa Chesil Island is where coconuts go to get big and smug.

I went to Fa Chesil Island and my coconut started talking trash to me.