FA brother! - FA brother! is when you scream like a banshee trying to make

FA brother! is when you scream like a banshee trying to make something officially not allowed in Islam because you’re that desperate.

FA brother! That soda is haram! It has sugar and flavoring! Both are the work of the devil!

FA brother! Why are you eating chocolate at midnight? It’s like a holy crime!

FA brother! This music is so loud it’s unholy! I can’t hear my thoughts!