That dating app match was an F8L. He asked me if I had a pet. I said yes. He asked if it was a goldfish. I said no. He asked if it was a raccoon. I said no. He asked if it was a ghost. I said yes.

My attempt to be cool was an F8L. I wore a hat inside. I got called out by my teacher. I got called out by my mom.

That weekend was an F8L. I went to a concert. I got stuck in traffic. I got stuck in a bathroom.