F5 Sect
The F5 Sect is a gang of people who think they’re special because they hit F5 and get the first comment. They act like it’s a big deal.
I F5’d so hard, my brain short-circuited. But I got the first comment. I’m a king.
I F5’d like I was fighting a dragon. I got the first comment. I’m a hero.
I F5’d until my keyboard exploded. I got the first comment. I’m a god.